Food For Thought

Age,Health,Exercise There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure. Jack E. Leonard
Age,Health,Exercise Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. Robert Benchley
Age,Health,Exercise Getting old is a matter of mind over matter, If you do not mind it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain 1835–1910
Age,Health,Exercise Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong
Age,Health,Exercise Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Louis Nizer
Age,Health,Exercise You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
Age,Health,Exercise Die, my dear Doctor, that’s the last thing I shall do! Lord Palmerston
Age,Health,Exercise A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never her age. Robert Frost 1874 -1963
Age,Health,Exercise Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. (On his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.) Voltaire 1694-1778
Age,Health,Exercise But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. Andrew Marvell 1621-1678
Age,Health,Exercise I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. Joe E. Lewis
Age,Health,Exercise In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular. Peter J. Laurence 1919–1990
Age,Health,Exercise It is well documented that for every mile that you jog….. you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise I don’t jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my vodka tonic. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise If you are going to try cross-county skiing, start with a small country. Unknown
Age,Health,Exercise עבורי הזקנה היא תמיד 15 שנים מעל גילי. George Bernhard Shaw 1856–1950
Age,Health,Exercise יכול אדם למות גם בלי רופא. Yiddish proverb
Books,Writing What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. Samuel Johnson
Books,Writing Thank you for sending me a copy of your book – I’ll waste no time reading it. Moses Hadas 1900-1966
Books,Writing The covers of this book are too far apart. Ambrose Bierce 1842-1913
Books,Writing A sure-fire formula for making a successful speech: have a good beginning and a good ending, and keep them as close together as possible. Unknown
Books,Writing From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Books,Writing I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. English Professor, Ohio University
Books,Writing I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork. Peter De Vries
Books,Writing It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous. Robert Benchley
Books,Writing I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Books,Writing קיימים 3 חוקים לכתיבת רומן. לרוע המזל איש אינו יודע מהם. William Somerset Maugham 1874-1965
Books,Writing יש ספרים שכריכתם היא עיקר תוכנם. Joshua Sobol 1939
Brain Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. Unknown
Brain Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. Nick Diamos
Brain I Took an IQ test and the results were negative. Unknown
Brain An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. Peter J. Laurence 1919–1990
Brain And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all. Socrates 469-399 BC
Brain Don’t under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Unknown
Brain BRAIN -the thing you must use if you haven’t much education Unknown
Brain The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost 1874 -1963
Brain One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork. Edward Abbey 1927-1989
Brain A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Martin H. Fischer 1879–1962
Brain טיפש גדול ממי שיודע הכל הוא מי שמתווכח איתו. Unknown
Funny, Cynical Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Unknown
Funny, Cynical החיים קצרים מכדי לעשות דבר מה בעצמך אם אתה יכול לשלם לאחרים שיעשו זאת במקומך. William Somerset Maugham 1874-1965
Funny, Cynical It Is Better To Be Approximately Right Then Precisely Wrong. Warren Buffett 1930
Funny, Cynical Gourmet Is The French Word For 400% Margin. Paul Samuelson 1915–2009
Funny, Cynical Fish And Guests Stink After 3 days. Benjamin Franklin 1706-1790
Funny, Cynical Everyone Speaks Well Of The Bridge Which Carries Him Over J. Ray 1678
Funny, Cynical No bird soars too high, if she soars with her own wings. William Blake 1757-1827
Funny, Cynical God Sends Meat, But The Devil Sends Cooks. A. Bodre
Funny, Cynical CONSERVATIVE -a person whose mind is always open to new ideas as long as they are the same as the old ones. Unknown
Funny, Cynical The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese. Steven Wright 1955
Funny, Cynical An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a of goods that have been permanently discontinued. Irvin S. Cobb 1876–1944
Funny, Cynical Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Steven Wright 1955
Funny, Cynical 2 + 2 = 5 for extra large values of 2. Unknown
Funny, Cynical Some cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go. Oscar Wilde 1854-1900
Funny, Cynical The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain 1835–1910
Funny, Cynical Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid. Mark Twain 1835–1910
Funny, Cynical You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun, than you can with a kind word alone. Al Capone 1899-1947
Funny,Cynical Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Unknown
Funny,Cynical He is a self-made man & worships his creator. John Bright
Funny,Cynical He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill 1874-1965
Funny,Cynical A modest little person, with much to be modest about. Winston Churchill 1874-1965
Funny,Cynical He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. Oscar Wilde 1854-1900
Funny,Cynical His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. Mae West 1893–1980
Funny,Cynical He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. Forrest Tucker
Funny,Cynical If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. Alison Boulter
Funny,Cynical Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Holy cows make the best burgers. A name of a book
Funny,Cynical The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and, you have their shoes. Unknown
Funny,Cynical If I had a shiny gun, I could have a world of fun, Speeding bullets through the brains, of the folk who give me pain. Dorothy Parker 1893–1967
Funny,Cynical Mine is a most peaceful disposition. My wishes are: a humble cottage, with a thatched roof, a good bed, good food, the freshest milk and butter, flowers before my window and a few pine trees before my door. And if God wants to make my happiness complete, he will grant me the joy of seeing some six Heinrich Heine 1797 – 1856
Funny,Cynical You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres
Funny,Cynical I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Unknown 1842-1913
Funny,Cynical The shortest distance between two points is always under construction. Noelie Alite
Funny,Cynical I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Whitney A. Brown
Funny,Cynical I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Dave Edison
Funny,Cynical If you don’t go to your friends’ funerals they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra 1925
Funny,Cynical Be sure to work 8 hours. Be sure to sleep 8 hours. But not the same 8 hours. Unknown
Funny,Cynical As I said before… I never repeat myself. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. Unknown
Funny,Cynical Having a Smoking Section in a restaurant is a little like having a Peeing Section in a pool. Unknown
Funny,Cynical A bomb squad member, wearing a shirt that read: I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING TRY AND KEEP UP! Unknown
Funny,Cynical If you see the pilot get out [of the aircraft], take a hint. Unknown
Funny,Cynical His ignorance is encyclopedic. Abba Eban 1915–2002
Funny,Cynical I don’t even butter my bread, I consider that cooking. Katherine Cebrian
Funny,Cynical Wagner’s music is better than it sounds. Mark Twain 1835–1910
Funny,Cynical Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking . H. L. Mencken 1880–1956
Funny,Cynical A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Steven Wright 1955
Funny,Cynical A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Steven Wright 1955
Funny,Cynical Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Steven Wright 1955
Funny,Cynical Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Steven Wright 1955
Funny,Cynical 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Steven Wright 1955
Funny,Cynical I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial. Irvin S. Cobb 1876–1944
Funny,Cynical I worship the quicksand he walks in. Art Buchwald
Funny,Cynical He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens 1812-1870
Funny,Cynical Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West 1893–1980
Funny,Cynical I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Funny,Cynical I’ ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Funny,Cynical באמצע הדרך יש רק פסים צהובים וחפרפרות מתות. A name of a book
Funny,Cynical We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. Ambrose Bierce 1842-1913
Funny,Cynical חברים אמיתיים, דוקרים אותך מקדימה. Oscar Wilde 1854-1900
Funny,Cynical כאשר אתה קובר חותנת עשירה אל תקמץ בהוצאות. Unknown
Funny,Cynical באי אשר בדרום הפסיפיק אין אבטלה, אין פשע, אין מקלטי רדיו, אין קבצנים ואין תושבים. Unknown
Funny,Cynical שריון – סוג של בגדים שנלבשו על ידי אנשים שחייטיהם היו נפחים. Unknown
Funny,Cynical אנחנו מותר להגיד רק לאיש שיש לו תולעים. Mark Twain 1835–1910
Funny,Cynical לנקות את הדירה זה בסך הכל להעביר אבק ממקום למקום. Unknown
Funny,Cynical כל הכלות יפות וכל המתים צדיקים. Yiddish Proverb
Funny,Cynical קומדיה היא טרגדיה המתרחשת לאחרים. Unknown
Funny,Cynical מי שסובל מכאב שיניים סבור כי כל מי שאין לו הוא מאושר. George Bernhard Shaw 1856–1950
Funny,Cynical אם השקרן בתולה. Arab Proverb
Funny,Cynical אמור לי מי הם חבריך ואומר לך באיזה מכונית אתה נוהג. Unknown
Funny,Cynical באופן בסיסי, אשתי לא בוגרת. הייתי יושב באמבטיה בבית, והיא היתה נכנסת ומטביעה לי את הסירות. Woody Allen 1935
Funny,Cynical אינני מוכן להיות חבר במועדון המוכן לקבל אדם כמוני. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Funny,Cynical פסימיסט הוא אופטימיסט עם ניסיון. Unknown
Funny,Cynical יש בעיות שהן כה קשות שאפילו מליון שנים לא יביאו את פתרונן, אלא אם כן מישהו יחשוב עליהם חמש דקות. H. L. Mencken 1880–1956
Funny,Cynical התור הסמוך נע תמיד מהר יותר. Ettore
Funny,Cynical בחור טוב במובן הרע של המילה. Moshe Dayan 1915-1981
Funny,Cynical People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. IIsaac Asimov 1920-1992
Future, Past There is nothing permanent except change. Heraclitus
Future, Past The future ain’t what it used to be. Yogi Berra 1925
Future, Past There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. (President of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977) Ken Olson
Future, Past Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it . George Santayana
Future, Past הדבר החדש היחיד הוא ההיסטוריה שאינך מכיר. Harry Truman 1884-1972
Just Do-It,Success If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Steven Wright 1955
Just Do-It,Success When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. Steven Wright 1955
Just Do-It,Success If you want a track team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot. Lewis Terman 1877-1956
Just Do-It,Success Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Hubert Humphrey
Just Do-It,Success Be nice people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante
Just Do-It,Success Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself. A.H. Weiler
Just Do-It,Success A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill 1874-1965
Just Do-It,Success Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Henry Ford 1863-1947
Just Do-It,Success A winner says, It may be difficult, but it’s possible. A loser says, It may be possible, but it’s too difficult. Unknown
Just Do-It,Success Do, or do not. There is no try. Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back)
Just Do-It,Success Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. Chinese Proverb
Just Do-It,Success Success comes in cans, not can’ts. Unknown
Just Do-It,Success If an expert says it can’t be done, get another expert. David Ben-Gurion 1886-1973
Just Do-It,Success Talk does not cook rice. Chinese Proverb
Just Do-It,Success You can’t build a reputation on what you are going to do. Henry Ford 1863-1947
Just Do-It,Success I complained that I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. Persian Proverb
Just Do-It,Success One action is worth a Thousand words Unknown
Just Do-It,Success It’s always darkest before dawn. Unknown
Just Do-It,Success A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day. Unknown
Just Do-It,Success I am from Missouri. Show me. Harry Truman 1884-1972
Just Do-It,Success When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. Colleen C. Barrett
Just Do-It,Success A successful person is one who can lay firm foundations from bricks others throw at him. Unknown
Just Do-It,Success It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919
Just Do-It,Success Success is relative – the more success, the more relatives. Unknown
Just Do-It,Success What does not destroy me, makes me strong. Friedrich Nietzsche 1844-1900
Just Do-It,Success I have not failed. I’ve 10,000 ways that won’t work. Thomas Alva Edison 1847-1931
Just Do-It,Success I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. Thomas Jefferson 1743-1826
Just Do-It,Success נפוליאון כבש את מוסקבה, אבל בודאי היה אתו טבח. Bertolt Brecht 1898-1956
Just Do-It,Success לוקח לי 20 שנה כדי להשיג הצלחה בין לילה. Eddie Cantor 1892-1964
Just Do-It,Success סבלנות אין קץ מביאה להצלחה מיידית. Wayne Dyer 1940
Just Do-It,Success המקום היחיד בו הצלחה מופיעה לפני עבודה זה המילון. Vidal Sassoon 1928
Just Do-It,Success המרחק בין אמר לעשה תק פרסה. Unknown
Just Do-It,Success There is a great distance between said and done. Puerto Rican Proverb
Just Do-It,Success Well done is better than well said. Benjamin Franklin 1706-1790
Just Do-It,Success לא חשוב אם החתול שחור או לבן, ובלבד שהוא לוכד עכברים. Deng Xiaoping 1904-1997
Just Do-It,Success כשלון הוא הזדמנות להתחיל מחדש באופן יותר אינטליגנטי. Henry Ford 1863-1947
Just Do-It,Success כל הסערות הפוקדות אותנו מעידות שבמהרה נדע שלווה ומעשינו יצלחו בידנו, כי לא יתכן שהרע או הטוב יתמידו עד אין קץ. מכאן יוצא שאם נמשך הרע זמן רב, הרי שהטוב ממשמש ובא. Don Quixote 1605
Just Do-It,Success קשה זאת אומרת אפשרי. Zeev Jabotinsky 1880-1940
Kids,Parents When I was a boy of 16, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. When I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in the last five years. Unknown
Kids,Parents Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have remained a virgin. Lillian Carter
Kids,Parents Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. Joe Namath
Kids,Parents זה שיש לך ילדים לא הופך אותך להורה, כמו שזה שיש לך פסנתר לא הופך אותך לפסנתרן. Mike Levine
Kids,Parents אני שומע – אני זוכר. אני רואה – אני מבין. אני עושה – אני יודע. Confucius 551–479 BC
Law,Justice,Lawyers 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name Steven Wright 1955
Law,Justice,Lawyers A spoken contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. Sam Goldwyn
Law,Justice,Lawyers When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. Norm Crosby
Law,Justice,Lawyers החוזה הוא כל כך חד צדדי, שאני מתפלא שהוא כתוב על שני צידי הנייר. Judge Evesham
Law,Justice,Lawyers נשפטתי בהעדרי, נדונתי למוות בהעדרי, אם כך יוכלו גם לירות בי בהעדרי. Brendan Behan 1924-1963
Law,Justice,Lawyers דומה כי שכל יסכימו כי לא כל הרעדת מיתרי הקול, וכי לא כל קרקורים הבוקעים מחדרי הבטן, זכאים לחסות תחת כנפי חופש הבטוי. Mishael Cheshin 1936
Management,Business,Wealth Why Keep A Dog And Bark Yourself? Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth A first-rate organizer is never in a hurry. He is never late. He always keeps up his sleeve a margin for the unexpected. Arnold Bennett
Management,Business,Wealth I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it’s hell. Harry Truman 1884-1972
Management,Business,Wealth Man Does Not Live By GNP Alone Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. George Bernhard Shaw 1856–1950
Management,Business,Wealth You Can’t Manage What You Can’t Measure. Peter Drucker 1909-2005
Management,Business,Wealth Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. Albert Einstein 1879-1955
Management,Business,Wealth I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. Oscar Wilde 1854-1900
Management,Business,Wealth There Is No Competitor Around Who Can Do As Much Damage To As We Can Do To Ourselves. Andy Grove 1936
Management,Business,Wealth Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth צריך להמשיך לרוץ, כדי להישאר במקום. Lewis Carroll 1832–1898
Management,Business,Wealth If a snake enters the room shoot him. Do not call a meeting or a task force. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth It’s unwise to pay too much, but it’s worse to pay too little. When you pay too much, you lose a little money. That’s all. When you pay too little, you sometimes loose everything because the thing you bought was incapable of doing the thing it was bought to do. The common law of business balance pro John Ruskin 1819-1900
Management,Business,Wealth If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life. Guan Zhong 720-645 BC
Management,Business,Wealth Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth Always borrow money from a pessimist -they don’t expect to be paid back. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. Sam Goldwyn 1879-1974
Management,Business,Wealth I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. Sam Goldwyn 1879-1974
Management,Business,Wealth Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? Peg Bracken
Management,Business,Wealth Courage, determination, and hard work are all very nice, but not so nice as an oil well in the back yard. Mason Cooley
Management,Business,Wealth You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Wyne Gretzky
Management,Business,Wealth It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. Warren Buffett 1930
Management,Business,Wealth Beware of little expenses, a small leak will sink a great ship. Benjamin Franklin 1706-1790
Management,Business,Wealth אני מתפשר ומתפשר עד שאני משיג את מה שאני רוצה. Levi Eshkol 1895-1969
Management,Business,Wealth כדי להיות לוחם שוורים, עליך קודם כל להיות שור. Spanish Proverb
Management,Business,Wealth כשאדם אומר לך שהוא הפך עשיר באמצעות עבודה קשה תשאל אותו של מי ? Don Marquis 1878-1937
Management,Business,Wealth אומרים שעבודה קשה מעולם לא הזיקה לאיש, אבל אני שואל, למה להסתכן? Ronald Reagan 1911-2004
Management,Business,Wealth בתכריכים אין כיסים. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth חסכון הוא דבר נפלא. בעקר אם אביך עשה זאת בשבילך. Winston Churchill 1874-1965
Management,Business,Wealth בטוח חיים מרושש אותך מכספך כל חייך כדי שתוכל למות עשיר. Unknown
Management,Business,Wealth כשהעשירים יוצאים למלחמה, אלו העניים שמתים בה. Jean-Paul Sartre 1905-1980
Management,Business,Wealth הייתי עני, הייתי עשיר, עשיר יותר טוב. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Management,Business,Wealth כסף הוא לא הכל בחיים, כל זמן שיש לך מספיק. Malcolm Forbes 1919-1990
Management,Business,Wealth Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Woody Allen 1935
Management,Business,Wealth אחד הדברים המוזרים בחיים, שדווקא עניים הצריכים כסף יותר מכולם, אין להם אותו. Finley Peter Dunne 1867-1936
Management,Business,Wealth כשאתה הולך לנהל אין לך ידידים, יש לך מטרה. אם אתה רוצה חבר, קח לך כלב. Albert J. Dunlap 1937
Management,Business,Wealth רק פרנואידים שורדים. Andy Grove 1936
Management,Business,Wealth פטריוטיות אינה תחליף למטבע יציב. Grover Cleveland 1837-1908
Management,Business,Wealth אם הפטיש הוא הכלי היחיד המצוי בידך, לא יעלה גודלה של הבעיה שעליך לפתור על גודלו של מסמר. Abraham Maslow 1908-1970
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here. Stephen Bishop
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations ככל שאני מכירה יותר גברים, כך אני מחבבת יותר כלבים. Germaine de Sta?l 1766-1817
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Gloria Steinem 1934
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem 1934
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. Rhonda Hansome
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. Sharon Stone
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. Woody Allen 1935
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Woody Allen 1935
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I am such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen 1935
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Sex is like a bridge game: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I think, therefore I’m single. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she says. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde 1854-1900
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn’t, they’d be married too. H. L. Mencken 1880–1956
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Instead of getting married again,I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. Rod Stewart 1945
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor 1917
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she’s reading. Steve Jobs 1955-2011
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations ADAM – the world’s most lucky man: he had no mother-in-law Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations ADAM – was a man who had to be created first so he would have a short time to say something Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Woman was God’s second mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche 1844-1900
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, just as the wind blows our a candle and fans a fire. La Rochefoucauld
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations The Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. John Erskine 1879-1951
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations A birth-control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. Greg Travis
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. Richard J. Ferris
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I date this girl for two years — and then the nagging starts: I wanna know your name… Mike Binder
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Sex is an emotion in motion. Mae West 1893–1980
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin Williams 1951
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams 1951
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Robert De Niro 1943
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations סקס בגילי זה כמו לשחק ביליארד עם חבל. George Burns 1896-1996
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations קיימת דרך להעביר כספים בצורה מהירה יותר מבנקאות אלקטרונית. היא נקראת נישואין. James Holt Mcgovern
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations החלטתו של אדם להינשא היא גורלית, כי היא עלולה בהחלט להיות החלטתו האחרונה. קנת קריצבאום
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations קל יותר להיות מאהב מבעל. Honor? de Balzac 1799=1850
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations באשר נעשו הנישואים ללא אהבה, שם תמצא אהבה ללא נישואים. Benjamin Franklin 1706-1790
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations הגבר מוכן לבצע הכל עבור אישה אותה אהב פעם אחת, מלבד מלחזור ולאהוב אותה. Oscar Wilde 1854-1900
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison 1953-1992
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations יופי הוא כל דבר שמביטים בו באהבה. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations אושרו של אדם תלוי באנשים שלא התחתן עימם. Oscar Wilde 1854-1900
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations את מקומה של אהבה גדולה, יכולה להחליף רק אהבה אחרת. Kevin Costner 1955
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations ידידות אמת פירושה נפש אחת בשני גופים. Aristo 225 BC
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations בשדה הקרב של האהבה, הבריחה היא הניצחון. Napoleon 1769-1821
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations הלב הוא שריר גמיש. Woody Allen 1935
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations אוננות היא מין עם מי שאתה אוהב. Woody Allen 1935
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations אני זוכר את הפעם הראשונה שעשיתי סקס, הקבלה עוד אצלי. Groucho Marx 1890-1977
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, Relax… you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, but another kept reminding me, Howard, you are a veterinarian. Roger Matthews
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations ההבדל הגדול בין סקס בכסף לסקס בחינם הוא שסקס בכסף עולה הרבה פחות. Unknown
Men,Women,Beauty, Relations אקדחים לא הורגים. מי שהורג זה בעלים שחוזרים הביתה מוקדם מהצפוי. Don Rose 1943-2005
Politics Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. Abba Eban 1915–2002
Politics Vote early and vote often. Al Capone 1899-1947
Politics Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock. Will Rogers
Politics Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to. Unknown
Politics The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Henry Cote
Politics PEACE, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. Ambrose Bierce 1842-1913
Politics Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns 1896-1996
Politics We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. Dwight Eisenhower 1890-1969
Politics מי שגונב ממחטה הולך לכלא. מי שגונב מדינה נהייה דוכס. Niccolo Machiavelli 1469-1527
Politics השלטון המדיני הוא כוח מאורגן של מעמד אחד לדיכויו של מעמד אחר. Karl Marx 1818-1883
Politics The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. Ambrose Bierce 1842-1913
Religious אדם פיקח היה זה שבדה מלבו את אלוהים. Plato 424–347 BC
Religious מי שמנסה להאמין גם באלוהים וגם בכסף, יגלה מהר מאד שאין אלוהים. Logan Pearsall Smith 1865-1946
Religious Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there isn’t a God. Logan Pearsall Smith 1865-1946
Religious I hope I never get so old I get religious. Ingmar Bergman
Religious Religion…is the opium of the people. Karl Marx 1818-1883
Religious If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. Goncourt
Religious Satan hasn’t a single salaried helper, the Opposition employ a million. Mark Twain 1835–1910
Science,Knowledge,Universities Facts are not science – as the dictionary is not literature. Martin H. Fischer 1879–1962
Science,Knowledge,Universities All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent. David Brower
Science,Knowledge,Universities A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Er
Science,Knowledge,Universities When you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism, if you steal from many, it’s research. Wilson Mizner 1876-1933
Science,Knowledge,Universities Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in, the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. Abbott Lawrence Lowell 1856–1943
Science,Knowledge,Universities Everything that can be invented has been invented. Charles Duell, US, Patent Office 1899
Science,Knowledge,Universities He who opens a school door, closes a prison. Victor Hugo 1802-1885
Science,Knowledge,Universities הטרגדיה הגדולה של המדע נעוצה בכך שעובדות מכוערות רוצחות את ההיפותזות הנהדרות ביותר. Eric J. Heller 1946
Science,Knowledge,Universities עובדות אינן מדע , כשם שמילון אינו ספרות. Martin H. Fischer 1879–1962
Strategy,Leadership,Planning The first casualty of War is always Truth. Winston Churchill 1874-1965
Strategy,Leadership,Planning I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Steven Wright 1955
Strategy,Leadership,Planning Being their leader, I had no choice but to follow them Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin
Strategy,Leadership,Planning An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. Arab Proverb
Strategy,Leadership,Planning My center is giving away, My right is falling back,The situation is excellent, I attack Gen. Ferdinand Foch 1851–1929
Strategy,Leadership,Planning Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. Savielly Tartakower 1887 – 1956
Strategy,Leadership,Planning The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. Gen. George Patton 1885-1945
Strategy,Leadership,Planning We are not retreating – we are advancing in another Direction. Gen. Douglas MacArthur 1880-1964
Strategy,Leadership,Planning Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon 1769-1821
Strategy,Leadership,Planning The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. Gen.Carl Von Clausewitz 1780-1831
Strategy,Leadership,Planning You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. Indira Gandhi 1917-1984
Strategy,Leadership,Planning War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left. Unknown
Strategy,Leadership,Planning החיים לא מורכבים מהחזקה של קלפים טובים אלא משימוש נכון באלה שיש לך. Josh Billings 1818-1885
Strategy,Leadership,Planning Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well. Josh Billings 1818-1885
Strategy,Leadership,Planning יש להתבונן בחיילים כפי שמתבוננים בתינוקות, והם ברצון רב ילכו עם מפקדם לעומקים עמוקים. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning במלחמה יהיה איפה עקר מבוקשך הניצחון, ולא מסעי מלחמה ממושכים. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning כליל המעלות הוא לשבור את התנגדות האויב בלא מלחמה. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning אפשר שתדע איך לנצח בלי שתוכל לעשות כן. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning מכלל עמידת מגן אתה שומע עצמה שאינה מספקת. מכלל התקפה אתה שומע שפע כוח. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning לעניין שיטה צבאית: ראשית המידה, שנית אומדן הכמות, שלישית החישוב, רביעית שיקול הסיכויים, חמישית הניצחון. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning השליטה בחייל גדול היא, בעקרו של דבר כשליטה במתי מספר. אין כאן אלא שאלה של חלוקת המספר. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning העמדת פנים של חולשה מחייבת עצמה. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning איזה הוא מצביא משכיל בהתקפה, שיריבו אינו יודע על מה יגן. איזה הוא מצביא משכיל בהגנה, שיריבו אינו יודע מה יתקיף. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning אם ישלח תגבורת לכל מקום יהיה חלש בכל מקום. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning לוחמים טובים גורמים ללוחמים אחרים לבוא אליהם, ואינם הולכים אל האחרים. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning הדבר אשר מרסן מתחרים הוא הנזק, והדבר אשר גורם למתחרים להיות עסוקים היא העבודה, והדבר אשר מניע את המתחרים הוא הרווח. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning כאשר המפקדים חלשים ונעדרי סמכות, ההוראות אינן ברורות, החיילים והמפקדים חסרי קו ורצף והם יוצרים קו קרב בכל דרך אפשרית הרי שהם למעשה מחוללים מהומה. Sun Tzu 544-496BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning בשאון כלי המלחמה שותקים החוקים. Cicero 106–43 BC
Strategy,Leadership,Planning הקרבן הראשון של המלחמה היא האמת. Winston Churchill 1874-1965
Strategy,Leadership,Planning אלוהים עומד תמיד לצד הצבא המנצח. Voltaire 1694-1778
Strategy,Leadership,Planning כלכלת גייסות היא תנאי חיוני לניהול מלחמה, על כן השפעתה על המבצעים מרובה . Gen.Carl Von Clausewitz 1780-1831
Strategy,Leadership,Planning ניהול המלחמה משול לפעולותיה של מכונה מורכבת, שחיכוכה עצום ורב, באופן שצירופים שקל לתכנם על הניר, אין להוציאם אל הפועל אלא במאמץ רב. נדרש לו (למצביא) כוח נפשי ושכלי משלו כדי להתגבר על התנגדות זו. Gen.Carl Von Clausewitz 1780-1831
Strategy,Leadership,Planning הפעילות במלחמה היא תנועה בתוך סביבה מתנגדת, כשם שבמים קשה לבצע בצוע מדויק אפילו את התנועה הפשוטה והטבעית ביותר. Gen.Carl Von Clausewitz 1780-1831
Strategy,Leadership,Planning טקטיקה היא תורת השימוש בכוחות לוחמים בקרב. אסטרטגיה היא תורת השימוש בקרבות לתכלית המלחמה. Gen.Carl Von Clausewitz 1780-1831
Strategy,Leadership,Planning האסטרטגיה הטובה ביותר היא תמיד להיות חזק למדי. תחילה בכללות, ואחר כך בנקודה המכרעת. Gen.Carl Von Clausewitz 1780-1831
Strategy,Leadership,Planning כל התקפה שאינה מוליכה במישרין אל השלום, מן ההכרח שתסתיים בהגנה. Gen.Carl Von Clausewitz 1780-1831
Strategy,Leadership,Planning A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. Gen. George Patton 1885-1945
Strategy,Leadership,Planning No plan survives contact with the enemy. F. Marshal Helmuth von Moltke 1800-1891
Strategy,Leadership,Planning במהלך ההכנות לקרב תמיד גיליתי, שתוכניות הן חסרות ערך, אבל תכנון הוא הכרחי. Dwight Eisenhower 1890-1969
Strategy,Leadership,Planning לביצים אסור לריב עם אבנים. Chinese Proverb
Strategy,Leadership,Planning אין הנשר טורף זבובים. Roman Proverb
Strategy,Leadership,Planning You can’t control the wind, but you can adjust your sails. Yiddish Proverb
Strategy,Leadership,Planning If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Unknown
Strategy,Leadership,Planning A goal without a plan is just a wish. Antoine de Saint-Exupery 1900-1944
Strategy,Leadership,Planning One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. Which road do I take? she asked. Where do you want to go? was his response. I don’t know, Alice answered. Then, said the cat, it doesn’t matter. Lewis Carroll 1832–1898
Uncategorized The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins. Oliver Wendell Holmes 1841-1935
Uncategorized When The Chinese Write The Word ‘Crisis’ They Do So In. Two Characters: One Means Danger, The Other Opportunity. Unknown
Uncategorized I’ll sleep when I’m dead. Warren Zevon
Uncategorized נר קטן יכול להאיר חשכה גדולה. חשכה גדולה לא יכולה לכבות נר קטן. Unknown
Uncategorized כשאנשים קטנים עושים צל גדול סימן שהשמש שוקעת. Unknown
Uncategorized אם לחבל יש קצה אחד יש לו גם קצה שני. George Mikes 1912–1987
Uncategorized מה שהגדולים הוגים בחדרי חדרים, התינוקות מצפצפים בראשי ההרים. Shmuel Yosef Agnon 1888–1970
Uncategorized יש הבדל בין גאווה ויהירות. Harry Stonecipher 1936
Uncategorized כלל ברזל הוא שאין כללי ברזל. George Bernhard Shaw 1856–1950
Uncategorized צנזורה הוא רק הצורה הקנונית של רצח. George Bernhard Shaw 1856–1950
Uncategorized להתעצבן פרושו להעניש את עצמך על טיפשותם של אחרים. Unknown
Wisdom For every complex problem there is a very simple wrong answer. Albert Einstein 1879-1955
Wisdom If Every Man Would Sweep His Own Doorstep The City Would Soon Be Clean. T. Adams 1624
Wisdom The fox condemns the trap not himself. William Blake 1757-1827
Wisdom In The Country Of The Blind, The One-Eyed Man Is King. Unknown
Wisdom Bad apples never improve. Unknown
Wisdom If you don’t have time to do it right you must have time to do it over. Unknown
Wisdom Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech that you will ever regret. Ambrose Bierce 1842-1913
Wisdom You can’t unscramble eggs. John Pierpont Morgan
Wisdom Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help. George MacDonald
Wisdom בשביל שידרכו עליך, אתה צריך קודם לשכב על הריצפה. Brian Weir
Wisdom מי שרוכב על נמר מוצא כי קשה לרדת ממנו. Chinese Proverb
Wisdom אם אתה שם את כל הביצים בסל אחד – שמור על הסל! Mark Twain 1835–1910
Wisdom הכסף שאתה מקבל ממכירת כלבך אינו נובח. Unknown
Wisdom הדג רואה תמיד את הפיתיון ולא את הרשת. Chinese Proverb